If it has horns, look for the udder one.
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A cuddlefish.
I told my phone I needed some space… now it won’t stop showing me ads for NASA.
Otherwise I don’t remember why I walked into a room
because it was outstanding in its field.
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Take your job seriously, enough horseplay!
Because they don't know the words?
So I sat with her while she finished her lunch at 12:59
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